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Question

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said"How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
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Answer 1

四个好朋友在医院碰面了，因为他们的妻子都在生宝宝。护士走到第一个人面前说，“恭喜啊，你生了双胞胎。”那个人说，“哎呀，这个真是太巧了，我是明尼苏达州双胞胎协会经理啊”。过了会儿，护士走到第二个人面前说，“恭喜你了，你太太生了三胞胎”。那个人说，“嗯，好巧，我是三个火枪手的导演呢”。最后，护士走到第三个人面前说，“恭喜恭喜，你太太生了两对双胞胎”。那个人很高兴，说：“这么奇怪，我在四季酒店工作”。这三个人都很开心，可是他们突然发现他们剩下的那个朋友正在那里四处乱蹦，诅咒着上帝，并用头撞墙。他们问他怎么啦，他说“还怎么啦呢，我可是在7加公司上班啊”